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CLIMB THE EVERYMOUNTAIN

Originally published as “Finding My Mount Analogue” in Mountain Gazette issue 194, October 2021

Jul 30, 2021

CLIMB THE EVERYMOUNTAIN

Jul 30, 2021

Thomas Morton

MAKE A DUMBFUL NOISE

The Rise & Fall of Serbian Turbofolk

Dec 1, 2020

MAKE A DUMBFUL NOISE

Dec 1, 2020

Thomas Morton

MASTER DEBATERS

I remember feeling slightly mystified that nobody wanted to run this rambling runaway diatribe on the gun debate right after the Mandalay…

Aug 26, 2020

MASTER DEBATERS

Aug 26, 2020

Thomas Morton

HOW TO SAY FUCK AROUND THE WORLD

The first thing any good traveler learns when he and/or she visits a new country are the basic phrases of its native tongue. Hello…

Aug 23, 2020

HOW TO SAY FUCK AROUND THE WORLD

Aug 23, 2020

Thomas Morton

On Hart Island

They’re burying the COVID deaths on Hart Island. The last time I saw Hart Island was from a plane taking off out of Laguardia. I used to…

Aug 2, 2020

On Hart Island

Aug 2, 2020

Thomas Morton

ADVICE FOR MY MUGGERS

So a little context here: One night in 2010 I was visiting my friend Nick at his apartment about a block away from Woodhull Hospital in…

Jun 28, 2020

ADVICE FOR MY MUGGERS

Jun 28, 2020

Thomas Morton

IN THE LAND OF THE JUGGALOS

A Juggalo Is King

Apr 24, 2020

IN THE LAND OF THE JUGGALOS

Apr 24, 2020

Thomas Morton

THE WAGES OF BOREDOM (It’s Death!)

Originally written April 10, 2014 for vice.com.

Apr 12, 2020

THE WAGES OF BOREDOM (It’s Death!)

Apr 12, 2020

Thomas Morton

TRIP REPORT: I Went To Lit Sober

Originally written March 21, 2013 for vice.com.

Apr 11, 2020

TRIP REPORT: I Went To Lit Sober

Apr 11, 2020

Thomas Morton

I FRAUGHT IN A WAR

Originally written April 4, 2014 for vice.com. Isn’t it crazy to think there was a time when ISIS could reasonably be called an “al Qaeda…

Apr 8, 2020

Hi!

Apr 8, 2020

Thomas Morton

Thomas Morton

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