Thomas MortonCLIMB THE EVERYMOUNTAINOriginally published as “Finding My Mount Analogue” in Mountain Gazette issue 194, October 2021Jul 30, 20212Jul 30, 20212
Thomas MortonMASTER DEBATERSI remember feeling slightly mystified that nobody wanted to run this rambling runaway diatribe on the gun debate right after the Mandalay…Aug 26, 2020Aug 26, 2020
Thomas MortonHOW TO SAY FUCK AROUND THE WORLDThe first thing any good traveler learns when he and/or she visits a new country are the basic phrases of its native tongue. Hello…Aug 23, 2020Aug 23, 2020
Thomas MortonOn Hart IslandThey’re burying the COVID deaths on Hart Island. The last time I saw Hart Island was from a plane taking off out of Laguardia. I used to…Aug 2, 2020Aug 2, 2020
Thomas MortonADVICE FOR MY MUGGERSSo a little context here: One night in 2010 I was visiting my friend Nick at his apartment about a block away from Woodhull Hospital in…Jun 28, 20202Jun 28, 20202
Thomas MortonTHE WAGES OF BOREDOM (It’s Death!)Originally written April 10, 2014 for vice.com.Apr 12, 2020Apr 12, 2020
Thomas MortonTRIP REPORT: I Went To Lit SoberOriginally written March 21, 2013 for vice.com.Apr 11, 2020Apr 11, 2020
Thomas MortonI FRAUGHT IN A WAROriginally written April 4, 2014 for vice.com. Isn’t it crazy to think there was a time when ISIS could reasonably be called an “al Qaeda…Apr 8, 2020Apr 8, 2020