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Jul 30, 2021

CLIMB THE EVERYMOUNTAIN

Originally published as “Finding My Mount Analogue” in Mountain Gazette issue 194, October 2021

CLIMB THE EVERYMOUNTAIN

Thomas Morton

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Dec 1, 2020

MAKE A DUMBFUL NOISE

The Rise & Fall of Serbian Turbofolk

MAKE A DUMBFUL NOISE

Thomas Morton

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Aug 26, 2020

MASTER DEBATERS

I remember feeling slightly mystified that nobody wanted to run this rambling runaway diatribe on the gun debate right after the Mandalay…

MASTER DEBATERS

Thomas Morton

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Aug 23, 2020

HOW TO SAY FUCK AROUND THE WORLD

The first thing any good traveler learns when he and/or she visits a new country are the basic phrases of its native tongue. Hello…

HOW TO SAY FUCK AROUND THE WORLD

Thomas Morton

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Aug 2, 2020

On Hart Island

They’re burying the COVID deaths on Hart Island. The last time I saw Hart Island was from a plane taking off out of Laguardia. I used to…

On Hart Island

Thomas Morton

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Jun 28, 2020

ADVICE FOR MY MUGGERS

So a little context here: One night in 2010 I was visiting my friend Nick at his apartment about a block away from Woodhull Hospital in…

ADVICE FOR MY MUGGERS

Thomas Morton

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Apr 24, 2020

IN THE LAND OF THE JUGGALOS

A Juggalo Is King

IN THE LAND OF THE JUGGALOS

Thomas Morton

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Apr 12, 2020

THE WAGES OF BOREDOM (It’s Death!)

Originally written April 10, 2014 for vice.com.

THE WAGES OF BOREDOM (It’s Death!)

Thomas Morton

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Apr 11, 2020

TRIP REPORT: I Went To Lit Sober

Originally written March 21, 2013 for vice.com.

TRIP REPORT: I Went To Lit Sober

Thomas Morton

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Apr 8, 2020

I FRAUGHT IN A WAR

Originally written April 4, 2014 for vice.com. Isn’t it crazy to think there was a time when ISIS could reasonably be called an “al Qaeda…

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